Anonymous; "Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?"

sheistheweather:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

This makes me so happy. XD

branch-and-root:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

And kept smiling while her partner came within an ace of freaking /dropping her/, as you notice she doesn’t actually get to step on that second chair.  Which is not a fun kind of moment to have in the middle of a routine, lemme tell you.
Also?  Rogers was usually wearing actual /high heels/, not character shoes, which are a little more sane.  All hail Ginger Rogers, Ankles of Steel. 

branch-and-root:

manticoreimaginary:

Watching this (and fearing broken ankles with each loop) I can’t helping thinking about that old quote Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, except backwards and in high heels.

And kept smiling while her partner came within an ace of freaking /dropping her/, as you notice she doesn’t actually get to step on that second chair.  Which is not a fun kind of moment to have in the middle of a routine, lemme tell you.

Also?  Rogers was usually wearing actual /high heels/, not character shoes, which are a little more sane.  All hail Ginger Rogers, Ankles of Steel. 

lapfulofmisha:

marbearflair:

gaymommy:

samisforsamurai:

fuckingwhiskey:

if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick

Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob

not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes

just one boob

all by its lonesome

a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void

incredible

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HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT

flukeoffate:

lisafer:

Everything is better with Legally Blonde quotations.

Yes.

jeza-red:

newvagabond:

pandalolli
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valdrein:

rapunzelcomplex:

gazzymouse:

It took me 12 years to go frame by frame and realize that weird lag I had always noticed was Tulio pausing to kiss Miguel before pushing him off the cliff in a desperate attempt to save their lives…

MY SHIP IS UNSINKABLE

The Road to El Dorado: Miguel & Tulio: The original script had them be lovers, calling each other ‘darling’ and such. Although the idea was shot down, they left in scenes where you can kind of tell what they were pushing for.”

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You’re forgetting the scene in the beginning where they’re prisoners in the ship. Tulio is lifting Miguel so Miguel and look out, and Tulio briefly rubs his face against Miguel’s ass. Best. ever. 

Don’t

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fucking get me started

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on my gay analysis

of El fucking Dorado

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^This part is subtle and often missed. At the end, when Tulio and Miguel are reunited, they run to hug each other and Altivo interrupts just as Tulio has his hand on his pal’s waist.

All gifs here made by me because SACRIFICES! I actually have hundreds more to make but who knows if I’ll ever finish—especially since my hard drive kaboomed and I lost my perfectly organized clips.

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock: 11:01
me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

d4vek4t:

onlylolgifs:

Macaroni being made

are you fUCKING KIDDING ME

fusamara:

THE CRAB

fuckyeahforensics:

I just can’t even

musicroomnumberthree:

ouran gif meme: tamaharu + tickles my pickle (funny moments)
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