December 2011
Reblog if you post about Doctor Who, Harry Potter,...
earthtoemily:
I need to follow more people!
If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
a-little-musing:
lolsofunny:
FUCK.
And my spirit will say, I can explain. Some of them anyway. I swear! It’s healthy, not lewd!
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
2 go & do sum stuff
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Happy Sherlock Eve
gryffindorteamseeker:
ununpentium:
Errbody's like "OH YAY DECEMBER 31ST NEW YEARS EVE...
homiedontdeanthis:
I’m more like
OH YAY JANUARY 1ST NEW SHERLOCK
PARTAAAAAAAAAY!!11!111!!
Priorities.
I have them.
Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
When you bite your tongue while eating..
omfgsomepersonactually:
You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like…
Then you feel the agonizing pain…
When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
NO, COMPUTER! I PROMISE I’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!
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What I found on dearblankpleaseblank.com...
shelbarose:
“Dear Fred,
Remember when we put our names in the Goblet of Fire? I wish that hadn’t been the only time we saw each other old.
Sincerely, missing you, George”
…MY CREYS
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, God, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
When you're sitting in class and you catch your... →
funniest10k:
You look at them all like
And they look back at you all like
And the random kid across the room is watching you all like
Turn on.
justshutup-bro:
If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently.
Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
whoops
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
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