December 2011
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Reblog if you post about Doctor Who, Harry Potter,...
earthtoemily: I need to follow more people!
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If you die suspiciously, the police check your...
a-little-musing: lolsofunny: FUCK. And my spirit will say, I can explain. Some of them anyway. I swear! It’s healthy, not lewd!
Dec 31st
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How teens and adults text
Expectations: 2 go & do sum stuff Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want  Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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Happy Sherlock Eve
gryffindorteamseeker: ununpentium:
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Errbody's like "OH YAY DECEMBER 31ST NEW YEARS EVE...
homiedontdeanthis: I’m more like OH YAY JANUARY 1ST NEW SHERLOCK PARTAAAAAAAAAY!!11!111!! Priorities.  I have them.
Dec 29th
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Anyone: Hey you wanna narrat--
Morgan Freeman: YES
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When you bite your tongue while eating..
omfgsomepersonactually: You stop chewing and you just sit there for a second like… Then you feel the agonizing pain…
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When parents force you to go somewhere with them.
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What I found on dearblankpleaseblank.com...
shelbarose: “Dear Fred, Remember when we put our names in the Goblet of Fire? I wish that hadn’t been the only time we saw each other old. Sincerely, missing you, George”   …MY CREYS
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Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, God, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
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When you're sitting in class and you catch your... →
funniest10k: You look at them all like And they look back at you all like And the random kid across the room is watching you all like
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Turn on.
justshutup-bro: If you were thinking the same you are amongst 98% of the people. If not you are amongst 2 % whose mind think very differently. Reblog and go to your tumblr page to see the result.
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whoops
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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